Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...