Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...