Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...