Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!