Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...