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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
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With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
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For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...