Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...