Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!