Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....