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Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...