Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...