Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...