I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
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5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
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IDIOTS & RETAIL
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One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
A croaker spaniel!
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Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...