Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...