Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...