First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...