A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...