No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...