Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.