A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...