Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...