Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...