Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...