PUPPY LOVE
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A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
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The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
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How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
NY Times Ad
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