No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...