Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...