They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...