English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...