A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...