Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....