Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...