THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...