An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...