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A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...