What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
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Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...