Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...