Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...