One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...