There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...