Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...