Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...