What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap