How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...