Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.