Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...