Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...