Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...