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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
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Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Politicians accident
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True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
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A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...