Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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