101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...