Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...